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REALLY REAL RAMBLINGS FROM A REALLY REAL TORY INSIDER WHO HAS GENEROUSLY COME ON BOARD TO WRITE THE ARTICLES FOR THIS WEBSITE.
Former cabinet Minister Simon Clarke calls for Prime Minister to resign
Sir Simon Clarke was today reprimanded by fellow Tory MPS (Majorly Pathetic Sycophants) for calling on the Prime Minister to resign after being way behind in the polls.
Mr Clarke is a constituency MP of 7 years and has a current majority of over 12,000. Whilst very few Tory MPs will be happy with the Party's current polling, in an election year this could be considered electoral suicide.
The 1922 committee will be on the lookout for a letter of no confidence from Simon Clarke. Will he or has he put his money where his mouth is?
Boris Johnson vows to Join the army
4 years after our glorious ex leader examined a fridge so as not to be disturbed by journalists, he has now vowed to take on the Russian army by signing up, after a UK Army General stated that conscription might be necessary in order to survive the onslaught from Russia. The Wokerati won't like the deprivation from their smoked salmon and avocado toast
Will the dear exleader survive? He should still be in office in the United Kingdom as it is. We need Boris to be safe. This Fail correspondent and Tory diehard would lay down his life for Johnson if given half a chance.
Sir Keir Starmer calls Rishi Sunak's Conservative Government a Shitshow
Sir Keir Starmer potentially breached parliamentary rules today by using unparliamentary language to describe Rishi Sunak's government.
The twist is that that language came from one of Mr Sunak's own colleagues and was merely being reported and affirmed by Starmer.
The King's Counsel should be well aware of the rules and technicalities and whilst this commentator's blood is boiled by these words it surely shows how quick Starmer is starting to lose his cool and calm demeanour.
Otherwise, he could get in to trouble with the House whips.
Ravishing REES-mOGG Running Rampant over New Trade deal
Jacob Rees-Mogg is not liking the new trade deals with Europe. Despite being in government for much of the period of negotiation, this Brexit Betrayer seeks to raise his concerns now, after the chaos is quite clear to all.
It didn't have to be this way for us but even the Laudable Liz Truss couldn't cut through the crap that these egregious Europeans.
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