The General Election continues and we are for Reform. Their Leader Nigel Fromage is the best man for the job none of this trans crap with their lot and it's clear that they've got a bang up plan for the next term. Reform will be the main opposition in 2029 when the next general election occurs, or our Chief Of Staff will resign and move back to France to get away from these pesky economic migrants.

The plebs among us, anyone earning under £100000 a year, should know their place. We hard working tax avoiders deserve much more than than normal people. We are better than this. Well, not all of us, but the chosen few. Vote Conservative for future prosperity.