Time until next US election if we're very lucky
Maximum time until the next UK General Election
Time since Brexit Bollocks
Time since Conservative Covid Lockdown Chaos
Time since Elon Musk purchased Twitter
Time since Austerity began in the UK
Time since the Israel Palestine Conflict began
Time since Putin invaded Ukraine as a result of Small Man
Syndrome
Time since WW2 ended in Europe
Time since Nazism and far right extremism should have been
eradicated and time since Hitler killed himself
Time since the Covid lockdown Partygate Scandal was
revealed
Time since Nick Clegg broke his promise on tuition fees and
consigned the Lib Dems to a bumpy 10 years ahead
Time since Margaret Thatcher died
Time since Putin got "elected" President of Russia
Time since the Charlie Hebdo Attack in Paris- the day satire
could have died but didn't
Time since Liz Truss resigned as Prime Minister becoming the
shortest-serving Prime Minister in UK history, being outlasted by
a lettuce
Time until the arbitrary, way too late deadline to save the world
from a climate catastrophe inferno
Time since the Trump Biden debate that sealed Sleepy Joe and
Kamala's fate
Time since Erdogan became the dictator of Turkey
Time since Winnie the Pooh became the President of China
Time since Donald Trump's been alive
